Before you begin, read this:
I'm that really cool blob who can say Ta. I also have my own webpage. Write to me if you'd like!
There's a page on there that explains the terrible job I had at Pureicorp (NOT web) - but if you don't wanna read that, I will explain in just a few sentences.
I worked at Pureicorp from age nine to fifteen. It was awful, and they made me date the rest of the group and Vibri, along with milking my voice to death. I did like Beso™ though!
I eat keys. And I also like listening to Shik Shik Shikamaru Song! I also post deranged things on x and the companion app represented by a butterfly. Shik. ....shik..... shikamaru....
I don't really have a tradition besides watching the entirety of Randomized Humor every six months (Jan and Jun), which is what Mr. Greatly told me to do to prevent my memories from coming back. But every summer, my family takes me every summer to see the other side of my family and we spend the entire summer with each other. When I joined Pureicorp, it wasn't that easy because the folks at Pureicorp wanted me to stay. But me and Haiko™ always told them our parents miss us. And it's a good break too - my mental health was better when I wasn't there. Haiko™ never really had any mental health problems but always felt bad for me.
During these yearly summer trips, my cousin, Marula™, shows me a TV show called Homestar Runner. I then forget about its existence for another year until the next summer trip.
I then started working for Merukubi PTC as an archivist - and then Homestar left my subconscious.