Oh. MY DAYS. What has gotten into Niya?

He's... a rapper? This can't be right...

Unemployed, depressed blob.... Rapping over CN Check It music??

Unfortunately, for everyone around him, it's true.

His first customer was a certain CN-obsessed blob. She's found the poster, ripped a tab off, and called the number when she got home. Although Suno's birthday has passed, she still wanted to see the talent within this newfangled rapper that only raps over CN music. Within minutes, Niya arrived. He's seen this apartment complex before.

This is where his wife Passo lives.

...right?

Right???

RIGHT???????

Niya was decked out in a suit with a Check It-like pattern... the cherry on top, however, was the CN medallion he commissioned off the great Bebo Akapane. The suit was lovingly crocheted by Haiko with the softest, most coziest chenille she could find. And, a custom boombox that ONLY plays CheckIt music and nothing else. Beso made that thing. He was stylin'. So how does this rapper rap? It's quite easy.... he just raps to this. All freestylin' about the topics you give him. 

Suno poured herself a glass of Baja Blast and enjoyed the show. She rarely gets to purchase Baja Blast as real-world food imports have gone through the roof in the last year or so. 

Niya was seen pushing a button on the custom CN-themed boombox "toy" and started rapping Karkalicious over CN Check It music. Why? Because he CAN.

It was godawful but was good enough for Suno to pay up. Niya got 1.5 knm that day.