Puri!

Imagine a Stick Blob. 

Now imagine that blob sounding like Emu Heddo from The Scaleech Show.
Also, the damn blob has unrestricted internet in the years of 2021-2022…
and is kind of a sick freak after listening to waaaaaay too many Cupcakke remixes in 2021.
Plus, the blob wears a large blue collar-like thing. And DAMN IT, he made male reproductive organs out of pony beads…. 

WHAT, he even covered Cupcakke???? WITH A CRAPPY 3D MODEL OF HIMSELF?

No, this isn’t a fever dream. It’s Puri. Puri Webb. 

Puri made his degenerate debut sometime on our companion website, and from 2021 to 2022, he was kind of, a mascot? More so, an announcer. He sucked at his job. He had a podcast. He was a loser. Nobody liked him. He did get some sort of viral fame in 2021 though, he sang about inviting chips into a server with no kick, ban, mute, deafen OR remove… Dammit, he knew it all. This loser was a Discord degenerate before kittens were even a thing. Well, they’ve co-existed for years actually…

We hate him. He haunted Sunny’s body for quite some time. Sunny still has a phone which belonged to in-person-VERY-likely-an-alter Puri. Said phone has stuff Puri put on it. It STILL has pre-rebrand Twitter from 2022 on it. 

He posts about phones, too… the only good thing about him.

So, what did Puri even do in-universe? 

Well, he was a freak. He posted about robots. He had a robot. He did diabolical shit. I think he got messed up fan art as well. We HATE Puri. 

But most importantly, Puri ran a daycare for LMIs to be taken care of. It’s your typical daycare, but instead of the typical nursery songs, it’s either Cupcakke or the “driving and I’m speeding and I’m vigorously-“ …You know what. Puri’s kinda… messed up. Hey, at least there were Playskool ball poppers. 

The worst part? Puri managed to bypass every single LMI there into running the Sekundo Pack. (See: The Chiikits Have AI Slop, Too! - LMI section)

After the LMI team found out, Puri was brain-swapped at NewBrain Labs, and the Sekundo Pack was discontinued. That expansion pack? Guess what, it no longer works. Even if a blob tries to get it working, it JUST won’t work.